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Rm 111 · Discharge papersFront entrance
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Exit desk

Discharge papers

Sign them out. The power button was only a rumor.

Form DC-200 · Discharge

ST Joe's Computer Hospice

Discharge Papers

Patient ThinkPad T420 is hereby released.

Disposition: Discharged against medical advice.

  • • Boot status: spiritually unresolved
  • • Follow-up: none. We already said goodbye.
  • • Return precautions: if it powers on, pretend you imagined it

Issued September 10, 2026. Not a warranty. Not a repair. Sorry your time is up.

ST Joe's Computer Hospice · Wayfinding

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Intake & Triage

Level 1

Sign in · assessment · on-call

Paperwork Wing

Level 1

Forms · certificates · excuses

Chapel & Ceremony

Level 2

Quiet hours preferred

Family Services

Level 2

Visitors · retail · recreation

Administration

Basement

HR · not Joe 3

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