Physician's excuse · ST Joe's
Doctor's Note
Please excuse OptiPlex from work, school, Zoom, and heroic troubleshooting for 3 day(s).
Diagnosis: terminal Windows Update / existential battery warning. Patient requires comfort care, not productivity. Recommended treatment: unplug, drawer, soft lighting.
Signed September 10, 2026— Head of Hospice Care, ST Joe's Computer Hospice.
sorry your time is up